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Welcome to Project Uber! I just thought it would probably be a good idea to warn all my regulars that the StarCraft II beta is coming back Soon™. The results include, but are not limited to, less frequent updates to this site. Thank you for understanding.
On another note, I'm excited to say that I have access to more advanced code to muse through, and will probably become a master PHP programmer Very Soon™.
Log in, and get exclusive membership benefits, such as randomly displayed jokes on every page (to Shylor's great surprise, I've actually implemented it), and access to games!